All I want for Christmas is Glue.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want some for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
Glue
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't want to hang my clinchers
There upon a rim
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a tire on Christmas Day
I just want a sewup for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Glue
All I want for Christmas is Glue... baby (repeat and fade)
With apologies to Mariah Carey. Not.
2 comments:
The thought of you frolicking around in a skimpy santa outfit has just made me hurl my mince pie!
Oof.
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